The Last Barman Poet

The Last Barman Poet

29 de diciembre de 2013

The Last Barma Poet

(El Último Barman Poeta)

De la película COCKTAIL de 1989. Brian Flanagan (Tom Cruise) recita un interesante poema para abrir el servicio de su barra.

I am the world's last barman poet.

I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make.

Americans getting stinking on something I stir or shake.

The Sex on the Beach,

The Schnapps made from peach,

The Velvet Hammer,

The Alabama Slammer.

I make things with juice and froth.

The Pink Squirrel,

The 3-Toed Sloth.

I make drinks so sweat and snazzy.

The Iced Tea,

The Kamikaze,

The Orgasm,

The Death Spasm,

The Singapore Sling,

The Ding-a-ling.

America you're just devoted to every flavor I got.

But if you want to get loaded,

Why don't you just order a shot?

Bar is OPEN!!!